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Terristrial Discovery Response
Intelligent Light-Wave Transmission
which can emulate 95% of all estimated
possible Intergalactic Comunication Protocols
including all listed inevitable occurance inventions:
Infinity-Minus-One-Gon Possibility Randomization,
Space Madness Omnidirectional Distress Signals,
Frequency Jumping Radio Encryption Cracks,
Dark Space Dispersion-Drawing Codecs,
Worm-Hole Emergency Time Dialing,
Telepathic Paranoia Firewalls,
Deja-vu Storm Tracing and
Game-Genie Geometry,
History-Hacking,
X-ray c0smosis